- If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, who will know about it?
- If Superman is really that courageous, why does he wear read undies on top of his pants?
- Who tastes flavors in new cookies for dogs?
- A cat always falls on her paws, and a sandwich – with butter down. What happens, if one should put a sandwich with buttered side up on cats back and let it fall?
- Why are there no announcements like “Fortuneteller won jackpot in the lottery”?
- Why do all ballet-dancers dance on tiptoes? Can’t they just hire taller dancers?
- Why the hour when cars move extremely slowly is called the “rush hour”?
- Why lemon juice is made out of concentrates, and liquid soap – out of fresh lemons?
- Why didn’t Noah kill those two mosquitoes?
- Why the words “abbreviation” is so long?
- Why don’t they make planes out of the same material, as they use for the black boxes?
- Why are there round circles on the water, if a thrown brick looked more like a square?
- Who makes holes in cheese?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- If Barbie dolls are so popular, why do you still need to buy them friends?
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