1. If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, who will know about it?
  2. If Superman is really that courageous, why does he wear read undies on top of his pants?
  3. Who tastes flavors in new cookies for dogs?
  4. A cat always falls on her paws, and a sandwich – with butter down. What happens, if one should put a sandwich with buttered side up on cats back and let it fall?
  5. Why are there no announcements like “Fortuneteller won jackpot in the lottery”?
  6. Why do all ballet-dancers dance on tiptoes? Can’t they just hire taller dancers?
  7. Why the hour when cars move extremely slowly is called the “rush hour”?
  8. Why lemon juice is made out of concentrates, and liquid soap – out of fresh lemons?
  9. Why didn’t Noah kill those two mosquitoes?
  10. Why the words “abbreviation” is so long?
  11. Why don’t they make planes out of the same material, as they use for the black boxes?
  12. Why are there round circles on the water, if a thrown brick looked more like a square?
  13. Who makes holes in cheese?
  14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  15. If Barbie dolls are so popular, why do you still need to buy them friends?

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